Tuesday, August 13, 2013

THE PENIS POEM - BY WILLIE NELSON
(on his 75th Birthday)
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout!
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring!
But now, I've got a full-time job,
To find the f***ing thing!
It used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave!
Now, as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues!
To see it hangs its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!